Author Topic: INFORMAL CONTEST: Make A Weapon!  (Read 6130 times)

Captnq

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Re: INFORMAL CONTEST: Make A Weapon!
« Reply #15 on: January 09, 2013, 11:15:25 AM »
+5 Defending(+1), Smoking (+1) Defensive Surge (+1), Displacement/+5 Defending (+1) Duststorm (+3) Quarterstaff
Cost: 362,600 gp

The ultimate in not-being hit weapondry.

You use defending to reduce the +5 in both ends of the quarterstaff to 0, giving you a total +10 to AC. The defensive surge sucks, but when activated will give you another +2 to AC when fighting defensively. Smoking gives you a 20% miss chance, and duststorm/haboob gives you a 50% miss chance that doesn't stack with smoking, but haboob doesn't work when they are closer then 5 feet away, smoking plugs up that hole in the middle. Plus smoking and haboob are AoE attacks. Displacement only lasts for 15 rounds, but it's an illusionary 50% miss chance that stacks with Haboob/Smoking.

And it's a frickin' stick. Who's going to take away an old man's walking stick?

This is my +9 and +8 entry
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Re: INFORMAL CONTEST: Make A Weapon!
« Reply #16 on: January 09, 2013, 11:30:49 AM »
+1 Whirling (+1), Shadowstrike Spiked Chain
Cost: 9,325 gp

For the would-be sneak attacker. For one time a day, you can deny your enemy his Dex bonus to armor class, which qualifies him for sneak attack damage. Since it is one attack, you can apply whirling to make that same attack to everyone in your threat range. Which thanks to spiked chain and shadowstrike is now 15 feet. Ask your wizard for an enlarge person to increase your threat range to 25 feet. Pretend to be an Anime Character.

This is my +2 weapon entry.

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Re: INFORMAL CONTEST: Make A Weapon!
« Reply #17 on: January 09, 2013, 11:42:40 AM »
+1 Balance, Blurring, Jumping, Vanishing Sleeve Blade
Cost: 63,654 gp

The most expensive +1 weapon you will ever own.

It gives you a +30 to jump and a +8 to balance, so you can do that running across roof tops things. Its got blurring so you are harder to hit, and to make it harder to see through your disguise. And it's got vanishing, so you can stab someone then dimension door 60 feet back up to the roof tops. Finally, its in a sleeve blade, so you have it wielded, but it doesn't take up one of your hands. Note, you cannot use anything else in the forearm slot while using a sleeve blade. Now you can truly exclaim, "I'm Batman!"

This is my +1 entry

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Re: INFORMAL CONTEST: Make A Weapon!
« Reply #18 on: January 10, 2013, 05:38:23 PM »
Soulknife 6 with the +2 and +4 levels to your Knife feats.
(I'd have to find carnivore's last posts on this in mmx)
Takes Mindfeeder.
Ignore the SRD + MIC nerf of the Soulknife mindfeeder,
because the errata doc is referring to the "weapon" mod,
not the Soulknife class ability.
Bag-o-Rats ... (see it ain't the Soulknife's fault)
UrPriest 9 or whatever, might need a qualifying help dip
Cerebremetamagic feat from Dr#349
Roughing it, I think every feat slot is taken.

Combo goes Soulknife + Mindfeeder not nerf + Bag-O-Rats = recharge
recharge + the Cereb feat = semi-unlimited metamagic on UrP goodies.
Could start stacking in Ardent 2 / PT 7+ / Monk 2 w Tash, etc.
Theme:  "Nobody ever says the Soulknife is Overpowered, eh ?!"
I miss the BG_Baby's +1 Rattle of Cuteness pic, already ... (sniff)

Is this the Post-Modron Apocalypse ?!

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Re: INFORMAL CONTEST: Make A Weapon!
« Reply #19 on: January 11, 2013, 04:35:41 PM »
More discussion on the PsyWar acf ---> http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:TL8u_0fpwxgJ:brilliantgameologists.com/boards/index.php%3Faction%3Dprintpage%3Btopic%3D8011.0+site:brilliantgameologists.com+psywar+acf&cd=7&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&client=firefox-a


Monk 2 / PsyWar 2 / whatever 7 / Titan Bloodline 3
exp hinkyness ... so the 12th level ability kicks in.

Flurry with Huge Siege Weapon.  I have no idea what this does.
Can put regular weapon mods on the Siege Weapon.
Could you imagine Bethany Hamilton whipping out a petrified version of the Shark that bit her ?!
I miss the BG_Baby's +1 Rattle of Cuteness pic, already ... (sniff)

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Re: INFORMAL CONTEST: Make A Weapon!
« Reply #20 on: January 12, 2013, 11:23:32 AM »
A seeking net with the trailing rope tied to the trailing rope of a dancing harpoon.  This is my casual non-entry, feel free to improve upon/etc.

Oh and have a bunch of these so you can do your net folding after combat.

Maybe returning could be fun...

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Re: INFORMAL CONTEST: Make A Weapon!
« Reply #21 on: January 21, 2013, 05:54:19 PM »
Once upon a time, I statted out an Animated Object
that could wield Thor's Hammer.  iirc - it has to
be Gargantuan and needs an STR belt item, and
Thor's gauntlets, to do it.  Wheels for movement.
Maybe it's a statue.

( doing things backwards )
I miss the BG_Baby's +1 Rattle of Cuteness pic, already ... (sniff)

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