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Corrupt a wish
« on: March 17, 2012, 08:42:09 PM »
A favorite on any forum! You make a wish. The next person corrupts it to follow it to the letter, but not be at all what you wanted. That person then makes their own wish, and the next person tries to corrupt that. 

No real rules to it, other then don't be the dude wishing for an uncorruptable wish. Nobody likes that guy.


I'll start with something simple. I wish for a million dollars.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2012, 09:17:10 PM »
A million dollars in coins, directly above your head.  :'(

I wish for a unicorn.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2012, 09:45:29 PM »
You now have a single ear of corn.

I wish for immortality.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2012, 10:13:03 PM »
You are doomed to wait in line at the DMV...forever!

I wish for universal peace that constantly reasserts itself so that time travellers and extradimensional beings are also affected.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2012, 10:26:58 PM »
Congratulations, the only universally agreed-upon definition of peace requires the annihilation of time.

I wish to be the current lead writer of our universe's favorite character.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2012, 10:48:14 PM »
you are in charge of writing the character, but you are transformed into lead.

i wish to rule the world.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2012, 10:57:01 PM »
You are given a ruler and told to start measuring.

I wish I was a genius
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #7 on: March 18, 2012, 04:43:57 AM »
Since there is no precise definition of what makes a genius, you remain unaffected.

I wish to have complete control of choosing when and how I die.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #8 on: March 18, 2012, 08:54:25 AM »
You are given the choice between killing yourself or aging until you shrivel up into a grasshopper.

I wish to draw my power from the sun.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #9 on: March 18, 2012, 09:11:43 AM »
A wild wizard apears and polymorphs you into an apple tree.

I wish I had the ability to understand every language.
The game would implode into rocket tag in a twisted mockery of all that is wrong with 3.5, angels would weep and the skies would fall, and it would all be your fault. Yours and yours alone.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #10 on: March 18, 2012, 02:03:52 PM »
A wild wizard apears and polymorphs you into an apple tree.

I wish I had the ability to understand every language.
The entire world is struck mute.

I want a spaceship.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #11 on: March 18, 2012, 02:18:13 PM »
You are now the proud owner of a spaceship, in orbit around the moon. Good luck getting to it.

I want the ability to change my gender at will.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #12 on: March 18, 2012, 02:20:18 PM »
You are now the proud owner of a spaceship, in orbit around the moon. Good luck getting to it.

I want the ability to change my gender at will.
Your gender changes at the will of anybody else.

I want legend to become the most awesome RPG in the whole of creation.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #13 on: March 18, 2012, 02:53:39 PM »
Mongoose's Legend skyrockets to the top of the charts.

I wish for a knighthood from the Queen of England.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #14 on: March 18, 2012, 03:19:37 PM »
She arranges for you to be executed wearing the same hood that Sir Robert Devereux was executed in.

I wish for the same outcome as what would occur if I made the perfect wish for myself.

(This wish brought to you by Raymond Smullyan and paranoia.)