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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #15 on: March 18, 2012, 04:12:06 PM »
Since all wishes are being corrupted, the perfect wish is the one not made, so you spend your wish and get nothing.

I wish for their to be a habitable planet discovered orbiting alpha centari.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #16 on: March 18, 2012, 06:47:38 PM »
There is! It's full of hostile aliens who blow up the Earth.

I wish for an italic weight for DIN, because it doesn't have one and that's terrible.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #17 on: March 18, 2012, 06:50:20 PM »
The italic weight is impossible to typeset.

I wish to die in an epic kung-fu duel with my true love.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #18 on: March 18, 2012, 07:04:31 PM »
The italic weight is impossible to typeset.

I wish to die in an epic kung-fu duel with my true love.
You engage in EPIC kung-fu. EPIC is a health records system, so a kung-fu duel in it involves modifying medical information so doctors do the wrong thing. It is quire boring, except for the part where you are withering away, in agony, in a hospital bed.

I wish to be happy.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #19 on: March 18, 2012, 11:20:32 PM »
The world around you becomes that of A Brave New World – everything designed to maximize transient and simplistic pleasure, trying to coax the brain into sending a constant stream of "happy" chemicals. No progress is ever made, and no greater satisfaction or pride is available, or even thought of by most inhabitants.

I wish for magic.
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« Reply #20 on: March 19, 2012, 12:00:30 AM »
Spoilered because out of order.
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I wish I was a genius
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Re: note
« Reply #21 on: March 19, 2012, 12:06:28 AM »
I wish I was a genius
You was a genius. Not anymore.

All my hats and internets are off to you, sir.
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Re: note
« Reply #22 on: March 19, 2012, 04:44:41 AM »
Spoilered because out of order.
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I wish I was a genius
You was a genius. Not anymore.
Wow. Can I change my answer?

I wish for magic.

Magic exists now, as a real thing, however no one, including yourself, knows how to use it, or even detect it.


I wish for the power to shoot spaghetti from my fingertips.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #23 on: March 19, 2012, 08:33:28 AM »
I wish for magic.

Alternate: Magic you have wished for, and Magic you shall receive.



There. Magic the Dragon. Retired, actually, so reasonably valuable for collectors.

I wish for the power to shoot spaghetti from my fingertips.

The spaghetti is really, really awful. It comes out dry, takes forever to cook, and just tastes generally bad.

I wish for a really nice suit.
« Last Edit: March 19, 2012, 08:39:12 AM by gkathellar »
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #24 on: March 19, 2012, 08:42:53 AM »
I wish for a really nice suit.

You are now involved in a lawsuit. You are liable for 10 million dollars in damages due to irresponsible  wishing.

I wish for this wish to not be granted
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #25 on: March 19, 2012, 09:23:44 AM »
I wish for this wish to not be granted

Okay.

I wish the bagel place on 21st street was closer to my house.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #26 on: March 19, 2012, 09:25:38 AM »
I wish for this wish to not be granted

Okay.

I wish the bagel place on 21st street was closer to my house.
A tornado flings your house into the bagel place.

I wish for everyone to be a little happier. Except for you. You know who you are.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #27 on: March 19, 2012, 09:43:56 AM »
I wish for this wish to not be granted

Okay.
Now its granted. I asked for it NOT to be granted.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #28 on: March 19, 2012, 10:56:36 AM »
Now its granted. I asked for it NOT to be granted.

Which means it's not granted.

When confronted with a logical paradox, the correct answer is to get yourself a sandwich, and that is exactly what I did.

I wish for everyone to be a little happier. Except for you. You know who you are.

Everyone but me is too happy to accomplish anything.

I wish for the total eradication of drug-resistant bacterial strains.
« Last Edit: March 19, 2012, 11:00:35 AM by gkathellar »
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #29 on: March 19, 2012, 11:11:02 AM »
It turns out that every bacteria is resistant to something that someone, somewhere once considered a drug, and thus all bacteria are dead. Most life on the planet relies on bacteria directly, and those that don't rely on the ones that do, and thus almost all life on the planet dies.

I wish I didn't have to make a wish.
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