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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #30 on: March 19, 2012, 05:47:30 PM »
You don't have to make a wish, everything you will ever see, hear or do is already corrupted!

I wish I had a hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #31 on: March 19, 2012, 06:20:27 PM »
I wish for this wish to not be granted

Okay.
Now its granted. I asked for it NOT to be granted.
And I asked for people not to do exactly this.

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I wish I had a hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy.
A random hitchhiker on the road gives you a book called Guide to the Galaxy, a self help book aiming to help people realize their dreams of being astronauts.

I wish the players in my group would actually read the rulebooks we used.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #32 on: March 19, 2012, 07:35:53 PM »
And I asked for people not to do exactly this.
You said not incorruptible. It can be corrupted. For instance, the logical paradox make s the wish explode, destroying all of reality.

I wish the players in my group would actually read the rulebooks we used.
They read the rulebooks, and are now intimately familiar with every single flaw, inconsistency, and exploit, and will utilize them constantly.

I wish I could fly.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #33 on: March 19, 2012, 07:48:55 PM »
you can turn into a fly at will, but can't turn back.

i wish that people wouldn't suggest guns in minecraft.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #34 on: March 19, 2012, 08:37:01 PM »
you can turn into a fly at will, but can't turn back.

i wish that people wouldn't suggest guns in minecraft.
They aren't suggesting guns in minecraft anymore. Because they have been added.

I wish to have a normal sleep cycle.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #35 on: March 19, 2012, 09:49:15 PM »
They aren't suggesting guns in minecraft anymore. Because they have been added.

I wish to have a normal sleep cycle.

Your sleep cycle is set to what is normal for someone on the other side of the planet. You sleep from 10am to 6pm.

I wish I had a self-refeuling jetpack.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #36 on: March 20, 2012, 12:55:40 PM »
I wish I had a self-refeuling jetpack.

The jetpack runs on biofuel.  You are now really upset by where the other end of the fuel hose ends up.

I wish that a one ounce lead sphere appeared in the air three feet in front of and three feet to the left of myself with an airspeed of 0.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #37 on: March 20, 2012, 07:11:57 PM »
It does, but that is just the weight of the sphere. It would be hollow if not for the fact that it is a proximity mine that detonates when within 10 feet.

I wish for some pizza!
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #38 on: March 20, 2012, 07:41:27 PM »
It does, but that is just the weight of the sphere. It would be hollow if not for the fact that it is a proximity mine that detonates when within 10 feet.

I wish for some pizza!
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I wish I could control the weather.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #39 on: March 21, 2012, 12:44:38 PM »


Pizza the Hut appears next  to you. He proceeds to kidnap you.

I wish I could control the weather.


You have the phenomenal ability to control your local weather station's broadcast.

I wish I lived by the ocean.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #40 on: March 21, 2012, 12:54:17 PM »


Pizza the Hut appears next  to you. He proceeds to kidnap you.

I wish I could control the weather.


You have the phenomenal ability to control your local weather station's broadcast.

I wish I lived by the ocean.
Global warming melts the ice caps, and now the new sea level means the ocean is in your  backyard.

I wish for the entity granting these warped wishes to exist in agony for all eternity.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #41 on: March 21, 2012, 01:12:03 PM »

Global warming melts the ice caps, and now the new sea level means the ocean is in your  backyard.

I wish for the entity granting these warped wishes to exist in agony for all eternity.

All those who have posted in this thread, as partial granters of these wishes, exist in agony for all eternity.
Including you.

I wish that my backpack functioned like the inventory system from Zelda games.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #42 on: March 21, 2012, 10:28:45 PM »
It does but you can never get what you want out of it when you want it.

I wish that D&D 5th edition will turn out well.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #43 on: March 21, 2012, 10:41:41 PM »
D&D 5th Edition turns out to be a dried-up old well with a boy named Timmy in it. No one is surprised by this turn of events.

I wish I could get an appointment with my doctor more easily.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #44 on: March 21, 2012, 11:01:20 PM »
D&D 5th Edition turns out to be a dried-up old well with a boy named Timmy in it. No one is surprised by this turn of events.

I wish I could get an appointment with my doctor more easily.
You contract a terminal illness, and are confined to a hospital bed for the rest of your life. You doctor is now a button press away.

I wish I had good luck.
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